10 year old dick grayson: superman is your boyfriend right? because greg from school asked me who i thought would win if batman or superman fought, and i said they would never fight, because they love each other, and also superman gave batman a ring which is what adults do when they want to get married, and also-
26 year old bruce wayne, has a crush on clark kent but won’t admit it, completely deadpan: batman would win
[Galadriel] committed Lórinand to Amroth, and passing again through Moria with Celebrían she came to Imladris, seeking Celeborn. There (it seems) she found him, and there they dwelt together for a long time; and it was then that Elrond first saw Celebrían, and loved her, though he said nothing of it. - J.R.R. Tolkien, Unfinished Tales, “The History of Galadriel and Celeborn
Sam:I don’t want Steve to die Sam:You don’t want Steve to die Sam: So now we need to make sure that Steve doesn’t make Steve die Bucky: Fantastic plan, but have you fucking met him?
He’s a little buttoned-up, but I think he’s the kind of guy we can get along with. Well, he is, if he’s routinely in charge of triple homicide investigations.