laughterkey:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

Fun fact: If you read the dog’s voice in your head as Mantzoukas, it gets even funnier.

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lonelyboyftw:

Scarlett Johansson: I Rode Sebastian Stan ‘Like A Mechanical Bull’ (x)

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“There’s a clause in Sebastian Stan’s contract that says if we don’t need him for any more movies, he has to follow me around as my personal manservant.”

— Kevin Feige 

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These are STDs. Save the Dates!

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manueluv:

seeing all these posters for cap 2

i don’t know i should laugh or feel embarrassed on marvel’s behalf

they’re not even trying

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fryadvocate:

ktempest:

leolion98:

Still better than M. Night Shyamalan’s version.

legit

crying with laughter.

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theshriekingsisterhood:

it is the Elementary Season Six season premier

u turn on ur TV

Sherlock and Joan are sitting at the breakfast table, surrounded by a turtle, a bee hive, two chickens, a gazelle, a cow, four cats, a dog, a cornsnake, two foxes, three goats, a lamb, an owl, and an alligator

u realize u have been tricked

u are not watching a police procedural

u have never been watching a police procedural

all this time

u were watching a really really really slow burning show about a petting zoo

Elementary Season 4

katesaysyes:

Joan throws up her hands as Sherlock brings home a large bear from an animal trafficking case.

"I’m not feeding them," she says.

Sherlock ignores her as he introduces Winnie to Romulus, Remus, Nagini, Koko, Shamu, and ten thousand bees named Joan.

They will get along famously, he thinks, as he feeds them all Yorkshire puddings and leaves them on the roof.

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