captain america comics (1941) #1
Private Rogers stirred uneasily in his cot. His hand mechanically slid over the bed next to him — he was reassured — his young admirer, Bucky lay there, sound asleep. The soldier turned noiselessly on his cot, smilingly remembering that Bucky was there because a kind hearted Colonel of an indulgent government just could not let such devotion as Bucky’s go unrewarded.
#private rogers felt a stirring in his manly private parts #”take me” said the young admirer in a throaty lustful whisper #”take me now” #something something delicious arousal throbbing something manhood #and they fucked missionary style while gazing deeply into the shimmering pools of each other’s eyes #wait sorry ”made sweet love and tasted the forbidden fruit of the love that dare not speak its name” #also instead of ”manhood” there should be ”throbbing rod of unbridled passion”
guys this isn’t some dumb internet remix “oh, haha, he’s singing now”
state farm made this
this is the most important youtube video
WHERES THE DINGLE DANGLE
Chris Hemsworth (via fuckyeahblackwidow)
[busts down your door while wearing a starfleet uniform] time to boldly go, motherfucker.
And this is how the Government got shut down.
OH MY GOD WAS THIS MADE FOR ME?
An old married couple…
*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*
aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees - a trilogy