[Aunt May, upon meeting Steve Rogers, has the same reaction that most of us would.]

Steve: It’s an honor to meet you, ma’am. Your nephew has told us so much about you.

Aunt May: …He has?

Steve: Very few people are strong enough to bear the secret that you carry. You’ve guided him into becoming a fine young man, and that’s a great accomplishment.

Aunt May: It is? I mean…yes I mean…thank you. I—My late husband, Ben, saw you once, during the war. He was just a boy, out of MP school, but it meant so much to him.

Steve: Are those pictures of your husband?

Aunt May: Yes.

Steve: Perhaps you can show me sometime.

Aunt May: I…I’d be honored. Thank you.

Logan: Looks like old Red, White and Bloomers found himself a groupie.

Peter: Makes sense…They’re both from the same generation, right?

Logan: I suppose. So that’s your wife, right?

Peter: Yeah.

Logan: Huh.

Peter: Huh? Huh what?

Logan: Terrible waste of a perfectly good babe.

Peter: Hey!

Logan: Just sayin’. That’s all.

—Amazing Spider-man 519

[Aunt May, upon meeting Steve Rogers, has the same reaction that most of us would.]

Steve: It’s an honor to meet you, ma’am. Your nephew has told us so much about you.

Aunt May: …He has?

Steve: Very few people are strong enough to bear the secret that you carry. You’ve guided him into becoming a fine young man, and that’s a great accomplishment.

Aunt May: It is? I mean…yes I mean…thank you. I—My late husband, Ben, saw you once, during the war. He was just a boy, out of MP school, but it meant so much to him.

Steve: Are those pictures of your husband?

Aunt May: Yes.

Steve: Perhaps you can show me sometime.

Aunt May: I…I’d be honored. Thank you.

Logan: Looks like old Red, White and Bloomers found himself a groupie.

Peter: Makes sense…They’re both from the same generation, right?

Logan: I suppose. So that’s your wife, right?

Peter: Yeah.

Logan: Huh.

Peter: Huh? Huh what?

Logan: Terrible waste of a perfectly good babe.

Peter: Hey!

Logan: Just sayin’. That’s all.

—Amazing Spider-man 519

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