World’s Finest #289: The Kryll Way of Dying
Batman is overcome with feelings, and Superman suddenly appears because he somehow sensed it.
They decide nobody understands them but each other, and that they should spend that night together, so they go to the Fortress.
On they way there, Batman has naughty, yet romantic thoughts.
When they arrive, Superman offers conversation, and giant phallic objects.
They get ready for sexual healing.
Batman still can’t contain his feelings.
And Superman makes romantic declarations and thinly veiled penetration references.
When all of a sudden, their naked feeling is interrupted.
By tentacles from space, no less.
Batman, the lover, finds a way to communicate with the tentacles and he learns that they came to the fortress because Batman and Superman’s feelings were so strong attracted them there. I’m not making this up, it’s the actual plot.
Then the tentacles have sex on panel, while, presumably, serving as a sort of fade-to-black for the scene where Superman and Batman have sex as well.
And to really hammer the point home, the space tentacles die after copulation, just as Superman and Batman experience la petite mort off panel. Their coupling was so intense that they both cry, and then “turn and embrace over the ashes of feeling.”
End.
this will never ever stop being hilarious.
